Category: I Watch Them So You Don’t Have To

Elizabeth Harvest

Netflix seems to be a hot bed for fucked up sci-fi/horror and I love finding the diamonds in the rough. This is more cubic zirconia than diamond sure, but it still has a certain shine. Elizabeth Harvest A brilliant man marries a beautiful woman and shows her his […]

The Green Inferno

A group of student activists travels to the Amazon to save the rain forest and soon discover that they are not alone, and that no good deed goes unpunished. Lorenza Izzo • Ariel Levy • Aaron Burns Director: Eli Roth • Year: 2013 IMDB Rating: 5.3/10 • My […]

Party Hard, Die Young

Teens in swimwear being slaughtered willy-nilly? Groundbreaking. It’s supposed to be the “party of their lives.” But for Julia and her friends their graduation trip turns into a horror trip, from which not everyone will return. The last party of your life. Ugh. I don’t know how 90 […]